I like this boy, see? Only he's a boy, and that makes him exceedingly stupid at times.

For example, he does something stupid and reckless. And I say, don't do that, dammit! And he says, these are the thirty-seven other things I've done that are stupider and more reckless. See, I'll be fine.

I'll be done having the five hundred heart attacks by the time he forgives me for hanging up on him, I think.